I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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