Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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