Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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