Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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