Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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