North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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