At least make sure they are 18
Why
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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