i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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