I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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