went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Houston, we have a squirter
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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