ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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