Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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