i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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