You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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