Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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