hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just want nice things and good sex
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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