And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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