Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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