I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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