OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Randomize
