lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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