whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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