I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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