Whod you bang
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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