Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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