Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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