My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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