i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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