Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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