some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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