you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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