My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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