The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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