Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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