So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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