what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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