Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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