There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I supernannyed him into submission
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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