Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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