Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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(207): View more from Maine

Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS

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(614): View more from Ohio

Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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(440): View more from Ohio

This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.

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(214): View more from Texas

Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go

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(334): View more from Alabama

Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..

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