i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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