I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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