The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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