How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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