no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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