Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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