Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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