Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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