I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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