and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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