I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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