Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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