but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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